tirsdag 4. desember 2012

Nordmenn tåler vel litt kulde…. ;-)

Fikk denne mailen fra eldstetøtta i dag – syns den var ganske artig, og ville dele den med dere : )

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‎+15°C This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.


+10°C The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.


+5°C Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.


0°C Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.


-5°C People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.


-10°C The Brits start heating their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

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-15°C The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.


-20°C People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.


-30°C Paris start cracking from the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.


-50°C Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.


-60°C Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.


-183°C Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.


-273°C All atom and subatomic particles movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Fuck, its cold outside today."


-300°C Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest

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(I dag har jeg lånt bilder på nettet)

I kveld skal litjtupp og jeg på kino og se den siste Twilightfilmen – gleder meg : )

Ha en flott dag i kulda – klem Siv

7 kommentarer:

  1. Hi hi, morsomt! Men pus vil ikkje ut til tross for lang pels, skulle vel hatt støvler ;-)

    Tenker det er godt å være ferdig med lesetia, nå kan du lese for kos viss du vil.

    Ha ein fin dag, i dag har eg henta ved 4 ganger.

    Klem,

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  2. *ler*...
    kos dere på kino,
    klem :O)

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  3. Hi hi den var fin :-)! kos dere med filmen og den norske vinteren :-)

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  4. Den var fin ! Kos dere med Twilight :-)Klem

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  5. Artig lesing:)
    Kos dere på kino!
    Kald klem fra Nord-Trøndelag:)

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  6. Utrolig bra!
    Ler ennå:)))))

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